Train-y

more backlogging of fun train stories. This is from last spring sometime. I was heading to work on a tuesday, back in the Arrojo Studio days when i didn't leave my house til 10. At one of the stops, a 6'3" tranny get on and stumbles to the seat across from me, and sits down next to a Hasidic Jew. already a great start to my day. The tranny is clearly coming off of a 5+ day bender, and is searching in her purse for something. then she pulls out a chandelier earring, attempts to untangle it and places it in one of her ears. then she finds the other one in her purse attempts to put it in her ear, raising her arm up to her ear, but half way through, stops. because she has FALLEN ASLEEP. her arm very slowly drops down to her side, as her head starts falling to the side, and her entire body starts shifting towards the Hasidic Jew. He looks terrified. but doesn't really do anything. she then jerks awake and sits up, resumes earring application, but falls asleep again. and shifts toward the Hasidic Jew again. I am at this point leaning forward in anticipation, jaw dropped, eyes wide. If she woke up and saw me, she probably would have beat the shit out of me for so rudely staring/judging her. i would have deserved it. i was not being subtle at all. Then at the next stop, she jerked awake, stood up, and stumbled off the train. I don't think she even knew where she was. I was a little disappointed. i would have liked to have seen how that whole thing played out. Even without her ever falling ON the h.jew, it was still so fantastic to watch. i heart new york.