Has the city been abnormally quiet, or are the voices in my head getting louder?

Things i like. Team work with a revolving door. You're coming in? i'm going out! lets make eye contact and figure out a entry time and tempo that works for both of us. thank you, sir. You make the rocking world go round.

things i don't like. people who for whatever reason stand in front of a revolving door. I'm going to NEED to stand right there in about 0.5 seconds.

things i don't understand. Why do all of the Hasidic Jewish women in the city have the SAME stroller? There's a lot of things I don't understand about Hasidic Jewish culture. I'm completely infatuated with the questions i have to the point where i'm not sure i even want answers. I just like pondering.

things that gross me out: the idea of kids losing teeth. i know every does it. i did it at one point myself. That doesn't make it ok. have you ever really thought about it??? its really gross. they're bones. i think. they should be secured in your mouth. i understand the difference between baby teeth and grown up teeth. but seriously, evolution, get on it. there's got to be a more effective way of dealing with that. i don't have to do that with any other body part. I'm afraid if i ever have kids and they come to me with a loose tooth, i won't be able to keep my cool. "Yes, Bobby. i know you think its super sweet and you want to play with it with your tongue just like every other 6-year-old on the planet, but you need to know how harshly i am judging you right now. Make mommy proud and shut your mouth before i throw up. I'll call your dad and see if he can leave work early to help you out cus i don't want to talk about it anymore. OH, except this one quick point. there's no such thing as the tooth fairy. You can just throw that shit away when it falls out. I'll happily pay you $20 to not have to pick up your defunct body parts. I'd rather not have you sleeping with it under your pillow that close to your face tonight even though it was in your mouth 5 minutes prior. I don't know why, Bobby, its just different. and you're gross." (reason #347 why maybe i should never have kids. or need to marry a man who will be an amazing dad. but probably just shouldn't have kids)

those are the things i'm thinking about this morning. that, and how much i'd like another cup of coffee. I'm also wondering why my boss wants me here at 10am when he doesn't come in til 12:30. more time to blogggg!