Thursday, November 5, 2009

Maybe I'll write a blog...

I've been considering writing a blog for a while now. Like... since I moved to New York a year and 2 months ago. Then I thought I'd start one for my one year anniversary in New York 2 months ago. Finally... I'm doing it. mostly because i am so funny and think i should do the world a favor by sharing my funny thoughts. Ok, actually there are only a handful of people that think i'm funny. ME being my number one fan. Most people just think I'm a weirdi. thats ok with me. I really like me. and i really like writing.

I've also decided in the past week that its time for a new leaf. I'm going to be really focusing on the Acting/modeling/writing/music thing... and that is all keeping me very busy, which is really really good. I'm also going to be focusing on only surrounding myself with people that i like and that support me.I've given up on the idea of ever dating anyone in this city. and thats ok, i have amazing friends, thats all that matters, right? (my co-worker gave me a shirt that says "white boys. fuck all y'all." and i love it. thanks niki!) I'm going to be more selfish... in a good way. And i'm going to fill my life with as much fun and laughter as humanly possible. After all, i'm young, and in the city of my dreams, pursuing a career i've been passionate about since i was a kid, i have 3 roommates who are so fun and funny, and i have awesome friends.

I don't always do things like capitalize letters or use apostrophes for contractions or proof read my stream of consciousness writing style. and i can't spell. and i'm a polite, well educated young individual, however i think the word 'poop' is hilarious, and sometimes things that are not P.C. are really funny. also, i sometimes have a bit of a potty mouth. sorry if you find that sort of thing offensive... or if you're my dad and you're utterly disappointed in the way i turned out. those are the things you should know that about my my blog.

Also, more so than me being funny, living in new york is so funny! and i'm an idiot. funny stuff happens literally everyday. and what else am i supposed to do with these gems of stories? so i will blog them, and one day make a fantastic movie about being crazy in new york featuring me and a bunch of homeless people on the subway. For now, if you're bored at work, you should read Tim's blog and his 'bored at work' entries, and then you should read mine.

so thats my blog. I may or may not use it for professional purposes too... like bragging about all the cool shit i'm doing and how i'm dealing with all the fortune and fame. or maybe i'll start a more professional blog... thoughts? also, i might describe the outfits i'm wearing as everyday i put together a true masterpiece, and not enough people get to appreciate it. I'll probably start this thing off with a bang and post more later today.

do i need to come up with a clever way to sign off?

3 comments:

  1. yay! my first follower!

    loooove you!

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  2. Yay! I like your blog! AND I like your potty mouth!

    I'd say keep up with this blog for awhile without worrying about the "Professional One"... you'll get into the habit of keeping one. And you can always copy/paste/edit into a 2nd blog if you find you want one.

    K... now go write more funny stuff.

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