also, nothing exciting has happened on the train. i haven't seen my roommates in what seems like weeks. i don't really go out anymore, because i've been working 10 hour days on saturdays, which ruins my friday night and my saturday. oh, and cus i'm old and lame and poor. BUT. i no longer work saturdays, and feel it is time to start making my own luck.
ideas.
1.) Get some sort of 'baby bump' to wear to bars. binge drink, maybe pick up smoking. see what people say. (I will also wear this baby bump on the train so people have to give me their seat.)
2.) Start sitting right next to people on trains/buses that are completely empty.
3.) Start offering strangers gum/mints/fruit snacks as i'm eating them. i think its the polite thing to do.
4.) greet perfect strangers as if i know them. "Hey man! how have you been? haven't seen you in years!" See how many people play along. i've actually done this on accident before. He replied "i don't think i know you" which was when i realized- no. no he did not. but i just said "Uh... i think you do." and walked away. let him think he's the crazy one.
i think my parents would be proud of me for setting goals with my life.
thats really all i gots. pathetic, i know.
OH also i broke my ipod. so someone should buy me a new one. ready, set, GO!
PS when you do a google image search for "the strokes 'i'm working so i don't have to try so hard'" this is what comes up:
I love this post, aerodynamically and systematically. I love your ideas. I want to come with my camera and capture you with a baby bump stealing the good seats on the train, then feeding muffins to the tranny sitting next to you.
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